plaidalecki:

buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible…

what

do you

LIKE?

DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?

(via dizzie-hurricane)

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

(Source: wonderwallmart, via dizzie-hurricane)

sound-effects-and-overdramatics:

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

(via thespinyechidna)

kiss-me-im-dreaming:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

^reblogging for that comment

kiss-me-im-dreaming:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

^reblogging for that comment

(via thespinyechidna)

ap-calypse:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

you guys are lana del gay

(Source: bakrua, via zaynjavadds)

comupter:

3rd degree laptop burns

(via sonicandpies)

(Source: , via ifeelasthoughasiflike)

voguishpsychosis:

I love airports. I love being in that state of transit, of being in a place where there are thousands of people en route to places all around the world, for different reasons, some for leisure, some for work, some for love. 

I would spend my life in that state of travel if I could. My heart races at the thought of traveling. 

(via chatterstorm)

neophyteredglare:

edgay:

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

(via 314eater)